But Kant says it exists only ontologically in the imagination!

Okay, admittedly celebrity bashing is easy. But this one from Marlene Arpe in the Star made me laugh.

Possible reasons for the Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock split

1) Pamela catches Kid fondling a fur coat.
2) Kid catches Pamela fondling Tommy Lee.
3) Kid upset over Pamela's participation in Borat.
4) Pamela worried about Kid's anger management issues.
5) Too much partying by A: Pamela or, B: Kid.
6) Ongoing, fundamental disagreements regarding the writings of Immanuel Kant, in particular the revision of Critique of Pure Reason.